Technologically Challenged

Here is a REAL contradiction in terminology.
 Alan has a "Smart Phone"
  Now, what's wrong with this picture?

thoughts on Japan

Five days after Katrina hit Nawlins, we were raping, stealing, killing , and generally abusing our brothers and sisters in and around the Astrodome. Does anyone notice the difference across the pond?
  Please spare me the "cultural differences" crap!

Virgin

had to have one of these.......